Oh my, it's Master Yoda and Saruman the White...the two most powerful forces of good and evil in the never-ending battle for The War of the Snickers!
"Come now, Master Yoda, you must reveal all the hidden Snickers of the world to The Great Eye of Sauron
...for it's supply to feed the eternal dark forces of Mordor. Resistance is futile!" - Soteruman
"Give up the Snickers will I not
, you evil Sith in White
...for the Jedi's duty to protect it is
. Such treats
shall be rewarded, in moderation, only to those strong with The Force who are
. To be gained and consumed in excess by trickery
and devilry for it shall not
...and also rots the teeth like ugly orcs it does
!" - PeachYoda
- pronounced "Peechoda"
"Enough of your odd grammar and Jedi gibberish...en garde
And the clash between Staff of Darkness and Saber of Light begins!