03-22-2015, 01:37 PM
~Princess Mallorn's Beauty Routine~
Well, I thought I'd share Mallorn's lengthy beauty routine she does at LEAST twenty times a day... At this point, she was totally posing for the camera and didn't care one bit I got so close to her face since she was so...involved. :nuts:
I'll let her take over from here:
Hello, subjects. I'm Mallorn, as you already know:
It's rather lovely of you to join me today.
First, I always take a nice long stretch.
Then I start on my wings, making sure they're all in order
--so she doesn't look like she was in a hurricane
Then I do my back. This is the hardest because it's a bit of a stretch, but of course I look gorgeous anyway
Mallorn, I told you to practice your humility.
Right, mum, sorry. I am quite unattractive.
That is not what I meant, silly girl.
Okay, I always try to look my best.
And I always succeed! It's almost time to do my tail.
I am very proud of my tail. I try to always keep it unruffled because it helps me fly and keep my balance.
I'm all done!
Yeah, 29485792 years later!
It only takes 30 minutes!
You know what, Mallorn, 30 minutes, 20 times a day adds up to quite a lot...
I only do it 6 times a day! I even still have time to chase the camera.
The camera loves me!
Then I decide I want to explore the wide, wide world of carpet.
...and then you make me rescue you...
And then, as a result, my feathers get all in a tizzy again, so time to start over!
Hope you enjoyed Mallorn's documentary---
More of an action movie, really...
Anyway...Thanks for watching!
Last edited by StarlingWings; 03-22-2015 at 02:03 PM.