02-19-2017, 07:58 PM
~Princess Mallorn Explains Greens~
Goodness, it has been a very long time since Miss Mallorn has posted her photos around here!
However, the Princess felt that it was time to explain a very important matter: greens.
In her opinion, there was no better way to do so than to post her latest set of photos!
Hello, my fellow subjects. I am happy to have the pleasure of addressing you today!
This lovely branch of parsley is one of many things called collectively as "greens".
Greens are very versatile and have many uses, my subjects.
For example, they serve as an excellent source of shade!
They are an excellent landing strip!
Additionally, they are a great backdrop for iridescent budgie feathers!
Greens make for very fetching headwear!
And, they help keep you in shape--I do pull ups on mine!
Greens give you a new perspective, too. Why look at life right side up...
...when you can look at it upside down!
Greens, when damp, are a great alternative to traditional bathing methods! To get my feathers in such good shape (see below!)...
...I love to bathe in my greens!
Heavens, I didn't know you could see me as I bathed!
Oh dear...do I see the paparazzi coming?!
In any case you see someone you simply aren't prepared to see (such as the paparazzi!), greens are an excellent curtain to hide you from the public eye! First I'll climb up...
Then I'll just pull some of these leaves over my face...
There! I may as well be invisible!
Finally, greens are great for acrobatics!
The balancing act...
The Upside Down Twist...
And my personal favourite, the Posing Maiden!
Oh, and I almost forgot--greens are an excellent snack!
That concludes the discussion on the merits of greens--I feel like having a fly around!
Now, since I couldn't possibly leave out my other photos, here they are! It's just some random modeling photos I had lying around. No big deal.
And my personal favourite...
Mallorn, you're getting rather good at the commentary!
Why do you think I'm a princess?
Calm down, now. You're a natural speaker.
That's what I figured. Anyways, thanks so much for dropping by!
Thanks from me as well