1. The settings on your phone get changed on a regular basis
2. You have amazon prime add on service just for budgie bells
3. You can get away with using Mommy as a landing strip
4. Everyone who visits you asks if your budgie is in his cage before they open the door
5. Your neighbours ask you if you can get your budgie to stop screaming at their dog
6. Your granddaughter wants to come to your house every day after school to make sure your budgie can give her a nose pick
7. Your son-in-law says "geez...they really ARE entertaining aren't they?"
8. You give up trying to type on the computer as you are chasing a little feathered creature off the keys repeatedly.
1. You're examining poop on a daily basis
2. You have jars full of beautiful feathers
3. Your daily schedule revolves around what the birds need
4. You find most drawers in the house have something related to the birds in them
5. You can never go on vacation because you don't trust anyone to bird sit
6. A quiet house is uncomfortable to you
7. You give your spouse a list of do's and don't's for the birds
8. You spend more money on a vacuum cleaner than you thought possible
*People greet you by asking about your bird
*When you take your pet to work, everyone knows because of the noise she makes (Does anyone else take their pet to work ever? I have a job that means she can some times even help me by cheering people up)
*You see a white spot on your clothes and assume it is poop
*Your computer screen has lots of little smudges where your bird licked it
*The decorative mirror in your living room is covered most of the time
*You have to be careful about leaving the bathroom door open because your bird likes to go in and perch on the mirror or play with the toilet paper roll
*Your coworkers find feathers at work and know who they belong to. This happened to me last week. And I hadn't even brought my bird there recently. The feathers just stick to me.
*You find mystery poops in odd places while cleaning
*You have found a seed hull in a weird spot on your person (for me, my belly button. HOW)
*Your blinds have tiny indentations in them from little budgies chewing on them
*You've given up on trying to sleep in because the birds will just wake you up anyway
*You tell everyone you know that you have birds