Have Your Fortune Told by Famous Mystic Gracie-Mae!
Hey, Gracie-Mae, whatcha doing?
"i am setting up my fortune telling booth louara"
What?! You are not seriously going to tell people's fortunes with that contraption are you?
"sigh- of course not louara......i am going to tell budgie fortunes!"
How are you going to pull that off Gracie-Mae?
"well, any budgie can ask a question and i will consult my mystical oracle and give them an answer from the beyond....."
Your kidding, from beyond what? Our own backyard
"obviously you are a non-believer louara....why don't you go moderate something or other and leave me to it!?"
OK-just don't get into trouble-promise me
"no worries louara "
Alright then
Attention all budgies! Step right up and have your fortune told by Gracie-Mae and her Mystifying Oracle! All budgies can ask a question and Gracie-Mae will give you an answer-step right this way!
oh gracie mae thank goodness. i have this problem. please ask your misty orkle thing a question for me.
okay here it is. are you ready?
will rosie ever stop socking me in the head?
i sure hope you can give me an answer. i love her so much but she doesnt want to treat me nice sometimes. she will kiss me but then she goes and gives me a sock in the head.
"Hello Gracie-Mae. I was wondering if you could tell me how long I'll live...I'm currently 6...thank you. xx"
"hmmmm let me consult my oracle........it is showing me lots of orange and green....what does that mean.....hmmmm Oh i know it means if you eat lots of veggies like carrots you will stay healthy and happy like me!
i will be 6 years old next month and i have wonderful green bean casserole recipe for you if you would like it-i love you-i kiss you- bye bye!"
oh gracie mae thank goodness. i have this problem. please ask your misty orkle thing a question for me.
okay here it is. are you ready?
will rosie ever stop socking me in the head?
i sure hope you can give me an answer. i love her so much but she doesnt want to treat me nice sometimes. she will kiss me but then she goes and gives me a sock in the head.
"hmmmm let me see-that is a tough one.....no wonder you walk around with your football helmet on all the time......the oracle says she may stop socking you in the head if you learn to duck.....work on your reflexes and remain a moving target... this will discourage her from socking you in the head-good luck! -i love you-i kiss you-bye-bye "
"hmmmm let me see-that is a tough one.....no wonder you walk around with your football helmet on all the time......the oracle says she may stop socking you in the head if you learn to duck.....work on your reflexes and remain a moving target... this will discourage her from socking you in the head-good luck! "
oh thank you so much miss gracie mae. your crystal ball thing is real cool. i will take your advice and duck when i see her getting ready to sock me.
you are the best. happy halloween gracie mae
-nicky
one more thing. can i come back if i want to ask something else? i will tell rosie too just in case she has something she wants to know. probably will just ask if she will have her cheerios forever always.
hi gracie mae. this is rosie. im so glad to talk to you and your crystal ball. arlene said to say it is a mystifying oracle. tee hee she helped me to spell it.
anyway i have a question for you. here we go. are you all ready? ok.
do you see cheerios in my future?
thank you gracie mae. you look real pretty too. happy halloweens.