12-11-2015, 10:12 PM
The SKIPOOTERKY Phenomenon - Part One
Good evening, joining us exclusively tonight on Larry Ling LIVE, we're very fortunate to have the sensational budgie trio known worldwide as SKI-POO-TER-KY?...am I getting this right, fellas? Okay yes, Skipooterky (faint chuckle) - the media sensation that is sweeping the nation and these 3 cute little critters, ahem...budgie gents are the big buzz since...umm, the The Backstreet Boys?
Well, we're definitely here tonight to take an in-depth profile of these charming little lads who seem to have a mesmerizing affect on the public just by their colorful charisma and daily activities. SO, what America (and the world) really wants to know...Who are the SKIPOOTERKY?
Now before we start our interview, let's first hear the thoughts of celebrities and commoners in the street on our dynamic trio...
"Oh gawd, I so love Skipooterky 'coz they're just so HAWT...for little budgies. I would, like, pay $1million to adopt them and carry them around in a 24K platinum cage everywhere in my pink Bentley convertible!" - Paris Hilton
"Oh man, these little dudes totally rocked the house last time on my show when they attempted their own 'cow-tipping'! Just unbelievable and mad hilarious, and I can't wait to book them again." - Conan O'Brien
"I'd love for Skipper to play 'me' in the next Top Gun sequel 'coz he's just such a...Maverick!" - Tom Cruise
"Umm, I'm gonna sue the socks off Skipooterky for backing out of their contract to do the Ghostbusters reboot! Just kidding...these guys are nearly clones of Harold, Dan, and myself. 'Who ya gonna call...SKIPOOTERKY! YEAH!" - Bill Murray
"I HATE Skipooterky because no one follows me now on Youtube!" - Disco the Budgie
"Aww, they're just the most adorable little cutie pies who also helped me cross the street just the other day" - Little 'Ol Lady aided by Skipooterky in crossing the street
"SKIPOO-TURKEY? Isn't that a new cold-cut sandwich at Subway?" - anonymous interviewee off the streets
Ahem, let's now pause for a station break and start the interview with Skipper, the 'SKIP' of SKIPOOTERKY when we return...
HOUSE JEDI OF BUDGITON
"Let birds of ALL feathers flock together"
Thy Royal Court
Prince Kobe, Lady Gisele, King Chewie, Queen Betty, Princess Silverhawke (RIP 10/31/2015), Lord Artoo
Guardians of Budgiham Palace
Viserion, Rocco, Drogon, Rhaegal
Last edited by Jedikeet; 12-12-2015 at 12:21 PM.