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Hello everyone,
It's been an exhausting couple of weeks, you won't believe all the things that have happened to me! My mom chased me around like a mad woman twice a day for ten days insisting on feeding me MEDICINE! And it didn't help that I was also trying to shake off a sneeze! The worst part though was having to take two trips to somewhere that my mom calls 'THE VET'! It's a terrible place - for your own safety I warn you to stay away!! There's a human there who goes around with a towel to catch you! He poked sticks up my nose searching for my sneeze and then stuck needles into my veins and stole my blood! It was really stressful but I showed him who's boss! - it's only tough birds like me that can take him on. I had to go for a big long nap after both visits followed by an early night and I wasn't even in form for the half a grape that my mom had for me when we were there. I even had to cancel my audition for a professional photo shoot!
But I'm feeling a lot better now that my sneeze is disappearing and my mom has stopped acting so crazy and admitted defeat with the whole 'medicine' thing!
So now that I'm ruling the roost again I have decided that it might be safer for me if another bird moves in - that way if my mom takes any more ridiculous notions at least I'll have a lesser chance of being fussed over! I prefer to be independent - she always wants to kiss me and stuff!
To fill you in on the kind of lifestyle you could have with me (and my humans), I get served cooked vegetables twice a day that are tasty and warm my belly, I have a constant supply of crunchy pellet things and lately I've been getting yummy vegetable and egg cupcakes with raspberry in them
I've got a shelf full of toys that I like to throw into the sink one by one My parents play a cool game with me called 'earning clicks' and it's really easy! - all you have to do is touch the stick and you get a click - for every click you earn you get a tasty treat (sunflower seeds or fruit are my favourite) - and sometimes you get clicks just for sitting still and being good!, I have my own ark castle that my mom hides treats in through tree branches or in my toys or foraging pit (it's mine by the way - I don't share my ark with anyone so you'll have to get your own - I'm sure my parents would help you out with that), also the fridge, my shelf with all the toys on it, the cubbyhole above the microwave and the giant screen that my parents laugh at (I know right? :nuts are all mine!! So hmmm....well anyway... you'll figure it out - just don't touch my things!
I'll share my radio with you though!
Noah
It's been an exhausting couple of weeks, you won't believe all the things that have happened to me! My mom chased me around like a mad woman twice a day for ten days insisting on feeding me MEDICINE! And it didn't help that I was also trying to shake off a sneeze! The worst part though was having to take two trips to somewhere that my mom calls 'THE VET'! It's a terrible place - for your own safety I warn you to stay away!! There's a human there who goes around with a towel to catch you! He poked sticks up my nose searching for my sneeze and then stuck needles into my veins and stole my blood! It was really stressful but I showed him who's boss! - it's only tough birds like me that can take him on. I had to go for a big long nap after both visits followed by an early night and I wasn't even in form for the half a grape that my mom had for me when we were there. I even had to cancel my audition for a professional photo shoot!
But I'm feeling a lot better now that my sneeze is disappearing and my mom has stopped acting so crazy and admitted defeat with the whole 'medicine' thing!
So now that I'm ruling the roost again I have decided that it might be safer for me if another bird moves in - that way if my mom takes any more ridiculous notions at least I'll have a lesser chance of being fussed over! I prefer to be independent - she always wants to kiss me and stuff!
To fill you in on the kind of lifestyle you could have with me (and my humans), I get served cooked vegetables twice a day that are tasty and warm my belly, I have a constant supply of crunchy pellet things and lately I've been getting yummy vegetable and egg cupcakes with raspberry in them
I've got a shelf full of toys that I like to throw into the sink one by one My parents play a cool game with me called 'earning clicks' and it's really easy! - all you have to do is touch the stick and you get a click - for every click you earn you get a tasty treat (sunflower seeds or fruit are my favourite) - and sometimes you get clicks just for sitting still and being good!, I have my own ark castle that my mom hides treats in through tree branches or in my toys or foraging pit (it's mine by the way - I don't share my ark with anyone so you'll have to get your own - I'm sure my parents would help you out with that), also the fridge, my shelf with all the toys on it, the cubbyhole above the microwave and the giant screen that my parents laugh at (I know right? :nuts are all mine!! So hmmm....well anyway... you'll figure it out - just don't touch my things! I'll share my radio with you though!
Noah
