Skipper: Scooter! I thought I told you shoplifting was illegal!:nono:
Scooter: It is illegal.
Skipper: Then why do you have a candy bar over there?
Scooter: What candy bar?
Skipper: I may be older, but not
that old. I can see, you know.
Scooter: I don't know what you're talking about!

Skipper: You sure, mate?
Scooter: Sorry. I didn't want to tell you because you'll be cross.
Skipper: Tell me what?
Scooter: That this guy gave me this candy bar because he said I was the handsomest birdie ever!

Skipper: Did he now.
Scooter: Yep! Finally.
Skipper: *sigh* He must have not seen me...
Scooter: And this is why I don't tell you things. But shoplifting is very illegal.
Skipper: Glad we're clear on the laws.
Scooter: Well, I've gotta
scoot!

Do you see that bomb back there!
Skipper: Last one back has toasted tail feathers! :budge:
:clap: