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Skipper: Whew, I sure can use a snack after this long hike. Can I have some of your Snickers bar, Scoot.
Scooter: Oh I only brought one for myself and I'm getting hungry too, Skip.
Skipper: Just share half of of it with me, dude. It's not like you can finish the whole thing by yourself and don't be so stingy.
Scooter: Hey I'm not stingy! Now you're not getting any of it for calling me that.
Skipper: Now hand it over or else I'll throw you in that lake to feed the Loch Ness Monster!
Scooter: Oh I only brought one for myself and I'm getting hungry too, Skip.
Skipper: Just share half of of it with me, dude. It's not like you can finish the whole thing by yourself and don't be so stingy.
Scooter: Hey I'm not stingy! Now you're not getting any of it for calling me that.
Skipper: Now hand it over or else I'll throw you in that lake to feed the Loch Ness Monster!