(John William's enchanting 'The Force' theme)
"So, to learn the ways of the force and become Jedi you both seek, hmm? For 500yrs have I trained Padawan (young Jedi disciples) of countless galaxies and race - achieved greatness some have like Obi-Wan and Qui Gon Jinn, but corrupted and succumbed to the darkside have others. Why seek the ways of the force from Yoda may I ask you both, hmm?" - Yoda's voice of wisdom and virtue irreplaceablely voiced by Frank Oz
"We wish to learn the ways of the force and become Jedi knights to protect the weak from tyranny and oppression, and bullies who snatch our Snickers..." - A Righteous Scooter
"...and be able to master those cool light sabers like a samurai sword and karate-kick the bum of those ugly Klingons back to their smelly planet so they won't attack our fleet again! Btw, when will we be issued light sabers? Can I reserve one in blue like Obi-Wan's, which also match my feathers?" - An Overzealous Skipper
(A deep, disappointed sigh from Master Yoda)
"Too old become have I for these impetuous youngsters today..."
(Reply from the familiar voice of the great Alec Guiness as Obi Wan Kenobi)
"But was I also not just as eager, reckless, and full of youthful vigor back in the days of A Long Time Ago, in a Galaxy Far Away
...and this little one does have good taste in saber colors."
And thus, a new generation and unlikely race of galactic heroes with dreams of high adventure awaits...soon at a theater near you!